The seagulls never asked for this.
Every day, billions of web pages carry spaces, tabs, useless containers, decorative classes and sometimes entire frameworks just to center a button.
Taken on its own, a single space costs almost nothing. But multiplied across billions of requests, it becomes a small army of characters traveling through servers, routers, submarine cables and heat-producing machines.
When machines heat up, we cool the machines. When we cool the machines, we consume more electricity. When the planet heats up, developers put on mittens. And when a developer codes with mittens on, they accidentally add even more characters.
The vicious circle has now been established with a level of rigor fully compatible with the Internet.
The SimpleSL equation
🐧 Less indentation → fewer bytes → less transfer → fewer watts → less heat → fewer mittens → fewer typos → a few seagulls potentially spared.
The seagull preservation protocol
- 1. Remove ceremonial spaces.
- The browser does not reward your indentation. It silently ships it all the way to the sea.
- 2. Do not add a tag just to hold another tag.
- An unnecessary
divis a small empty box shipped around the world. - 3. Use HTML for what it already knows how to do.
- A native semantic element often avoids several layers of patchwork and a few existential crises.
- 4. Reject code written with mittens.
- If your architecture needs four libraries to display a paragraph, take the mittens off and start again calmly.
- 5. Do less, but do it on purpose.
- SimpleSL does not promise to save the planet. It already proposes not sending fifteen containers just to present a title.
The coastal developer's oath
I swear not to indent to impress a colleague, not to wrap without necessity, not to load one hundred kilobytes to move three pixels and to think, sometimes, of the seagull that never asked to download my framework.

Every byte counts. Especially when it is repeated eight billion times.